Monday, December 01, 2014

Sarah Palin's racist Facebook page gets noticed, and apparently she is now using Cyber Monday to trick people into buying a subscription to her batshit crazy channel.

So the folks over at Mediaite happened to notice this racist post of Palin's the other day.

Here was their take: 

It appears that Palin lifted the image from the Facebook page of Mad World News, a website that is “firmly devoted to bringing you the truth and the stories that the mainstream media ignores.” 

Besides numerous quote-mark errors, the joke quote doesn’t appear to reflect reason or reality when it comes to what the president has actually said about looting in Ferguson. But that didn’t stop Palin from sharing it with her 4.4 million fans and letting them have at it.

Yes, essentially the only people who found it humorous were folks who see brown people as  inhuman mongrels unfit to live and work among good, hard working, Christian white people.

Otherwise known as Sarah Palin fans. 

Over at Wonkette they noticed that Palin was also trying to jump on the Cyber Monday bandwagon:


Governor Quitterface is in on the Cyber Monday action ahead of schedule. If you go to the Sarah Palin Channel right now (no link, because seriously?) you may find this message, teasing a personalized “mystery price” for new subscribers. 

We already have a subscription (thanks, Fartknocker, remind us to murder you when we meet in person) so we did not click through to find out how much money we could save, but spoiler alert, it is zero dollars. 

A "Mystery Price?"  Oh yeah, that's a brilliant marketing ploy!

Wonkette also gifts us with a segment from Palin's faux cooking demonstration.

Most of us have already seen, and mocked this earlier, but hey it's almost Christmas so what's a little re-gifting among friends?

(Seriously what kind of an imbecile tries to recreate the recipe for Cinnabon cinnamon rolls with absolutely no knowledge about cooking?)

143 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Found this in the comments at Mediaite:

    http://www.taylormarsh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/szep_SarahPalin_hatinghaters.jpg

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  2. Anonymous9:20 AM

    Dear Sarah Palin,
    You are never going to make Cinnamon Buns that taste like Cinnabons because it is clear that you have no idea how to caramelize pecans. Every recipe that I checked on the internet has sugar and pecans, just like you had in your frying pan. But you need something to dissolve the sugar or you are just going to burn it. Everyone adds butter, and some people also add a little corn syrup. Sarah, you are a fake and you have no idea how to make cinnamon buns. I can't wait to watch you make the yeast-raised dough for the buns.

    And by the way, no disrespect to your mother-in-law, Faye, but pie crust is not made with vegetable oil. Lard makes the flakiest crust, and butter makes a rich crust. Vegetable oil? Never! You really should not be giving cooking lessons with your hair flying around. And, it's hard to believe that you made that pie crust dough wearing a black outfit. No flour! How did you roll out the crusts without flour? Like everything else, Sarah, it's all fake. But Best Wishes in trying to sell subscriptions to your private pay-per-view blog. There are real cooking shows on TV that I can watch for free. Happy Holidays!

    PS That black top with the cutout is exactly what Elizabeth Lauten must have been describing as the kind of thing that you would wear to a bar, or a brawl. It is not a day time cooking outfit. But, your male subscribers don't care about the cooking lesson. They just love watching you bend over wearing that sexy top. Sells more subscriptions that way.

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    1. Anonymous10:23 AM

      You are right on.
      Malia Litman did a great article about the fake pie episode.

      Pat Padrnos

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    2. Anonymous10:41 AM

      Butter for flavor, lard for flakiness. That's why a lot of good bakers use both. And cold, cold, cold. You have to keep everything cold, even to the point of freezing. Chris Kimball at America's Test Kitchen recommends adding vodka in place of ice water for the best crusts. Might not be the best suggestion in that household--probably wouldn't make it into the dough.

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    3. LOL! Yeah, I actually love cooking and when I saw her dump dry nuts ans sugar in a pan I cringed. What a maroon.

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    4. Anonymous1:50 PM

      It's so funny how conservative chicks act like they are so domestic when they don't have a freaking clue on how to bake or cook.

      Meanwhile this liberal feminist spent her Friday off making sugar mint cookies, a nice beef stew and some vegetable broth form my homemade vegetarian lentil soup.

      Jennifer K

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    5. GrannyMe9:01 PM

      Hubby & I are huge fans of BBC cooking shows, especially the Great British Bake Off. I just showed DH the pie video--sound off because I'd like to keep him around--& he couldn't believe his eyes. He agreed it would have done poor Mary Berry in for certain.

      That crust!!! I have literally seen 2 year olds at daycare do a better job with neon play-doh.

      The Stupid--it burns like those poor pecans & sugar inevitably did.

      As for Cinnabon, it's not the pastry that attracts as much as the smell. CBS recently did a fluff story about mall food, & it showed one of the stores actually keeping a pan of cinnamon spices & water in one of the ovens. So that's the smell that hits you at the mall--not the actual rolls themselves.

      Women respond favorably to that scent, while men seem to prefer vanilla. But then Granny Beckleheimer already knew that. Her secret for attracting "the fellers" was a little dab of extract behind the ear.

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  3. Did you notice how she wipes her nose with her hand and doesn't wash her hands before she touches the pie dough? I wonder if that's the Palin secret ingredient? Yum.The first thing my mother taught me about cooking when we would help with holiday baking: pull your hair back! I'll bet the second secret ingredient in the Palin family recipes is lots of hair! And in her case, it's not even real, it's wig hair! Now I'd like to know how much Scarah paid for that shirt because she's sure getting her money's worth out of it. I mean, it's embarrassing how much she's wearing that thing. It's like a kid who saved up all her babysitting money to buy something and is so excited she has to wear it everywhere she goes. Or in Crazy Scarah's mind she thinks she looks so hawt she can't bear to take it off. Someone needs to tell her that her mental illness is leaking all over the place again.

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  4. Martha again9:39 AM

    Oops, so what if I forget the butter when I'm caramelizing my nuts. Oops, so what if my apple pie filler oozes juice out the edges? So simple. Just what we all do. Sarah is nothing but defiant. She assumes that if she thinks it, it's done and good. Oops, so what if my sexy top is inappropriate for going visiting down South or cooking at home? I'll defy anyone to tell me what to do! I'm a ROGUE!!!!!!! I'll cook and dress however the hell I feel like.

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    1. Anonymous10:24 AM

      Oops! I didn't actually make Faye Palin's oil crust. I bought the Pillsbury crust that comes in a box and has two crusts (top and bottom) rolled up in plastic. See video at 0:39 (still rolled up) and at 1:15 (bottom crust in the pie dish and top crust on the counter still on the unrolled circle of plastic.) Also note that between 0:39 and 1:15, the bottom crust magically hopped in the pie dish without Sarah ever having to touch it! Now, there's nothing wrong with using the pre-made pie crusts -- I've done it on occasion, though my family prefers my scratch pie crusts. But there is a problem with passing off a store-bought crust as a scratch crust. It's lying. And deceptive. I'm sure Faye Palin noticed.

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    2. Anonymous11:08 AM

      Good points. I roll pie crust out with some flour, sprinkled on a rolling cloth. No flour on Sarah's black top. As for those apples soaking in the sugar-- the filing needs something to thicken it up or it will just run out of the pie. Yes, Thanksgiving calls for Apple and Blueberry pie. We usually go with Sweet Potato Pie and Pecan Pie.

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    3. Anonymous1:00 PM

      Palin 'used' her mother-in-law as to the pie crust. Wonder what her in law thought of that? Can you image having a daughter-in-law the likes of a Sarah Palin? god forbid!!!!

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    4. Anonymous1:20 PM

      10:24 -- good eye in spotting the ready made crusts. She's such a fake!

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    5. Anonymous2:12 PM

      1:00pm

      Especially since Faye Palin ran for Mayor of Wasilla after Sarah's term was up but Sarah supported one of her mayoral team members, Dianne Keller, a fund freak just like her, for Mayor instead of her somewhat more progressive mother-in-law. I can't believe that Faye gives her the time of day much less posed with Ted Cruz in the garage or attends any sort of Palin festivities.

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  5. Paul in Minnesota9:48 AM

    I hope she did get tipsy from the Christmas liquor. Then it might be like a I Love Lucy Vitameatavegamin (alcohol) episode. Except that Sarah has already slurred her words and acted drunk in public appearances where she got paid to toss her word salad.

    I also wonder how much her ghostwriter got paid to come up with the Cyber Monday gimmick and undocumented shopping. No wonder Sarah needs to keep the gift giving going in her direction to her PAC. Ghostwriters aren't inexpensive.

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  6. Anonymous9:51 AM

    has anyone seen these cowboy boots that Screech wore for thanksgiving? I like how no one in her family is paying attention to her!

    https://www.facebook.com/chuckheathjr/photos/pcb.778443608879390/778443135546104/?type=1&theater

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    1. Anonymous9:58 AM

      yeah..so much for her FAKE patriotism ..she steps on her country ALL the time...

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    2. Anonymous10:50 AM

      OMG. Thanksgiving dinner in the garage? With plastic bottle waters for each guest? And the television on? Is this family the epitome of class and good taste or what.

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    3. Anonymous11:28 AM

      I love how you're an idiot and can't see how one person is smiling at her. Grammas boy

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    4. Anonymous11:59 AM

      Hey, everyone! ONE person is smiling at her. Stop the presses, one person might actually really like Sarah Palin. Wait, nope, he's smiling at something behind her.

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    5. Anonymous12:07 PM

      11:28 AM The one person is laughing at her stupidity. You throw the word 'idiot' around a lot, projecting much?

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    6. Anonymous2:07 PM

      11:28am

      You are correct, Trig is certainly a "gramma's boy". You keep letting things slip, like "" and "Trig is a Gramma's boy". Thanks for letting us know the truth about so much...with friends like you the Palins certainly don't need enemies :-)

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  7. Anonymous9:57 AM

    poor little skeleton screech with her ripped ugly clothes , cooking in the kitchen with her snot and hair in the food

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  8. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Such bullshit. She looks awkward in the kitchen and no one uses vegetable oil in pie crust. Seriously? She's such an idiot she can't even fake cake right.

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  9. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Comment on her racist post about the President & looting.
    Rose Raspberry Are you all really this stupid? Obama never said this- it's a freakin joke, and a bad one at that.
    6 minutes ago
    Lazy spawn still lazing around in bed rather than scrubbing comments off her hate book page I see.

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    1. Anonymous11:06 AM

      I think that President Obama denounced the violence and looting. He made a strong speech about it.

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    2. Anonymous6:05 PM

      She's always exactly 180 degrees off the truth. If President Obama denounces the looting, she'll make up a fake quote where he endorses it.

      In the 2008 campaign, Candidate Obama stronly denounced people going after Sarah Palin's family. She turned around and accused him of doing so.

      The woman doesn't have an honest bone in her body.

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  10. Chenagrrl10:13 AM

    Oh ewwwww! She wiped her nose with her hand. About 10 seconds in.

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    1. Anonymous11:04 AM

      Yes,I saw that too, and then she handled food. Good health and good cooking protocol.

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    2. Anonymous12:56 PM

      Nose problems = drug problems i.e. snorting cocaine!

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    3. Anonymous2:43 PM

      Seriously, that is one of the first rules you get in Home Ec. classes: hygiene and cleanliness in the kitchen and food handling. This woman is the same age as me and she doesn't know that? Sheesh!
      M from MD

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    4. Anonymous8:50 PM

      Maybe she was too busy in high school chasing after Curtis and "hanging out" with Tawd to pay much attention in home ec.

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  11. Anonymous10:14 AM

    snugbob sarah;s hair sure is thin in that picture
    at least she donned a sweater

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  12. Anonymous10:15 AM

    another breeder in the mix or maybe she's covering for bristols kid??? again???

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  13. Anonymous10:19 AM

    OMG She looks like a drug addict trying to open a package of Little Debbie Honey Buns.

    RJ in BBistan

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  14. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Here's an image of the Pillsbury rolled pie crusts to compare with my comment above. http://startcooking.com/pie-crust-ready-made

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    1. Anonymous1:31 PM

      You nailed it!
      : )

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  15. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Why does she wear that stupid top while cooking? What if an under-arm hair gets in the food? Ewwwwww!

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    1. Anonymous11:03 AM

      There's Sarah,making pie crust with flour and not a spot of white flour got on her black top. No apron, either. That's amazing. The chefs on TV wear chef jackets or an apron. I guess Sarah's too good for that stuff.

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    2. Anonymous2:03 PM

      Menopausal old ladies like Sarah no longer have underarm hair.

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  16. hedgewytch10:45 AM

    Yep - she's still an idiot. And I could only take about 15.5 seconds of that - whatever the hell that was.....

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  17. I edited your last comment G, so it made more sense:

    (Seriously what kind of an imbecile tries to recreate the recipe for Cinnabon cinnamon rolls?) : )

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  18. Anonymous10:48 AM

    Hey, those are easier to open than TastyCake Chocolate Bells! Even when you're sober.

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  19. Otto Katz10:55 AM

    What a sad loser. That horrible shirt with the hooker sleeves, the nose issue junkies have. Does she imagine herself to be the next Paula Dean?

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    1. Anonymous12:29 PM

      Oh she thinks she's hot Hot HOT in that new get-up. How many times has she worn it now for videos and photo ops?

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    2. Anonymous2:02 PM

      She's as racist as Paula Deen but didn't get the cooking gene.

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    3. Anonymous8:49 PM

      Both Sarah Palin and Paula Deen support saying "nigger" as much as possible (remember when Palin came to Dr. Laura's defense?). Palin may take it one step further, though, since she actually told the President to stop "shucking and jiving."

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  20. Anonymous10:57 AM

    Funny how Mediaite is getting to know her too well. We could have told them years ago, but they wouldn't listen.

    Baking without an apron, and her hair untied, tells that she's not experienced in the kitchen. Her plastic bag of pecans is so close to the element, which is what any experienced home cook knows is dangerous, as well as keeping any saucepan handles turned in towards the stove, especially with kids and pets around.

    Did Sarah really make that pie crust? Seriously, she doesn't have a clue how to make the fluted pie edging. And, her pre-refrigerated apples would work nicely if they had been placed in the pie crust at room temperature, not taking them out of a cold fridge and put into the crust right away.

    Just wondering why she pretends so hard to make believe she's a baker and cook? What's the motive? She can't be getting that much cashing in on being the all-American super-mom; that is getting old.

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    1. Anonymous11:27 AM

      Cooking is subjective.

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    2. Anonymous11:28 AM

      What's the point in bashing a person you don't know and will never meet? You're not changing her story with your oddly formed opinions

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    3. Anonymous11:43 AM

      "cooking is subject"

      No, it isn't. You're either cooking or you're not cooking. Are you just throwing together random words?

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    4. Anonymous11:49 AM

      Dear Ann Grimes,
      Cooking is not subjective. Eating is subjective. I don't like beans and my husband loves beans. But, there is a correct way to cook things which is why there are recipes. You must be one of Sarah Palin's alter egos, because that woman is an idiot and you are too.

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    5. Anonymous11:55 AM

      Oh, look two different troll comments. The reason to "bash" poor bashed Sarah Palin is because she is a fake. She isn't cooking. She can't cook. What she is doing is all wrong.

      The reason that is important is that Sarah Palin writes some very rude, hateful, disrespectful posts on her Facebook. She makes equally nasty videos which appear on her facebook and blog. She writes to and about President Obama in the most rude manner, acting as cheerleader for her racist, hate-filled fans. She drives the political conversation into the garbage dump. I may never meet her, but I do not like what she write and what she says. I do not like the way she influences simpleminded people to think that it's OK to say rude, racist things about our president. Change her story? Her story is a joke and so is Sarah Palin. I will never meet any of the people who pass the laws in Washington or decide if they are constitutional, but I don't like the direction they are taking for our country. You write as if you are a kid in school who has no idea how the people that we never meet and "don't know"influence our lives. I have not met the Supreme Court Justices in person but I know exactly what they stand for, and some of them do not stand for human rights. So, I will "bash" them, or a better word would bet to criticize them. You are too young and immature to even understand.

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    6. Anonymous11:59 AM

      Ann Grimy/anon/justtine/jessie/julezz/many other fake names Do you personally know Sarah Palin or her Family? No? You are a Palin Facebook Stalker and a very lonely foolish Troll. All of your opinions are 'oddly formed' whatever that is supposed to mean. Your writing is on an Elementary School level, and lower. If any of the Palins were ever confronted by you, the Police would be called immediately.

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    7. Anonymous1:44 PM

      The troll here always says something to the fact that we don't know PayMe personally, so we should not be talking about her.
      Guess what, troll: PayMe does not know President Obama personally - yet $he always screeches about him!

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    8. Anonymous2:01 PM

      Grimy Ann, yes cooking is "subjective" as you said. Either you are competent in the kitchen or you are not; Mrs. Palin is not. Nothing to be ashamed of as she can afford help in the kitchen. Why she doesn't employ it is anyone's guess but she needs to step away from her "chef pretender" persona and focus on something that she is good at, once she finds out what that is.

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  21. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Dear Sarah Palin,
    I hope that you will learn how to use the computer. It has an amazing amount of information there. You do have to learn to type, spell, read and understand the information so I may be going over your head a little here. There are lots of recipes for Cinnabon's Cinnamon Rolls on line. And by the way, they do not fry pecans in sugar. You will just burn everything. You need to dissolve the sugar in something, like butter and/or corn syrup. Maybe one of your kids can read the directions to you, but I don't think that they have had much education, either. Good Luck and Happy Thanksgiving.

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/almost-famous-cinnamon-buns-recipe.html

    This recipe uses brown sugar instead of white granulated sugar. And, they use butter! http://www.food.com/recipe/tsr-1993-version-of-cinnabon-cinnamon-rolls-by-todd-wilbur-76864

    This one uses brown sugar with the pecans, too:
    http://www.theslowroasteditalian.com/2013/11/cinnabon-cinnamon-rolls-copycat-recipe.html

    http://allrecipes.com/recipe/clone-of-a-cinnabon/

    The reason that I don't have much hope for you being able to watch the You Tube videos is because of that Thanksgiving photo from last year where you watched a video about how to carve a turkey. Then you picked up a cheese knife and stabbed the poor bird in the spine. I think that you have a serious learning disability but you won't admit it. Not everyone can read a recipe and follow it. That's why there Cinnabons are in every airport and mall, and that's why there is take out food. Good luck, and just buy the Cinnabons.

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    1. Anonymous11:42 AM

      And maybe eat a couple, too, because you look like a skeleton.

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    2. Anonymous1:56 PM

      11:42pm

      Shhhh, don't tell her that her anorexic frame is not attractive, obviously her family hasn't intervened and it looks like she'll starve herself to death without intervention and in the words of Martha Stewart, "that is a good thing".

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    3. Anonymous2:26 PM

      Yes, I think she looks like a runway model. After seeing pics of Heidi Klum in a bikini over at Daily Mail I do think if sarah just lost another 15-20 lbs she would be perfect.

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  22. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn11:02 AM

    "Yes, essentially the only people who found it humorous were folks who see brown people as inhuman mongrels unfit to live and work among good, hard working, Christian white people."

    Does this also apply to Food Stamp Pete over at the Asylum? You know, the one who still sends Cinnabon Brain's PAC $3 a week? PS--She looks like a boozed-out spider about to fall face-first into the toxic mix in that screenshot. Does Media Gnat-Fashion Expert Liz Lauten approve?

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    1. Anonymous7:23 PM

      i used the foodstampPete handle for quite a while on the wing-nut sites till it was banned, oh well..now i just pick a random peeponder, and see how long it last on brenfart..

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  23. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Actually, she probably makes good cinnamon rolls. all of nieces and nephews ask her to make a cake for them because when she did in the past, they liked it. She bakes for everyone. According to Piper, she and Willow are the great family cooks.

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    1. Anonymous11:38 AM

      Actually, you don't know this family or their eating or cooking habits and if this video is an indication of how Sarah Palin cooks or bakes, anything made by her hand tastes and looks like shit.

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    2. Anonymous11:44 AM

      Really Ann? Then why does she look so awkward in the kitchen? Why does she think vegetable oil would make a good pie crust? Gullible.........

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    3. Anonymous11:47 AM

      Actually, Sarah can't cook. If she had read one of the many recipes that she said she kept trying to get those Cinnabons right, she would have read that they melt butter along with the sugar and pecans. Sarah is just going to burn the sugar and pecans the way she is going.

      I did like that she wiped her nose with her hand and kept right on touching food, spreading germs. I guess that no one in that family goes near a kitchen if Sarah is considered a good cook. There is a video where Piper had to read the recipe off of the box of cake mix to her mother, pointing to the picture of 3 eggs because Sarah couldn't read. Don't put me on the Palin guest list please.

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    4. Anonymous1:42 PM

      The only cake I've seen come out of the Palin kitchen is the purchased birthday cake for Piper that Willow shoved her face in. Seriously, this woman thinks that "hot dogs and cheese" are food. Their poor diet goes a long way to explaining why these people's brains didn't form correctly, they eat trash and don't know how to cook a nutritious meal. So sad, so very sad...all that nice stuff in her kitchen but bitch fails as a woman.

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    5. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Annie the Troll told you that she is a genius, you would believe it. Face it, Annie, you don't know them.

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  24. Anonymous11:23 AM

    And it's so stupid that a woman had to RESIGN over comments when all she had to do was apologize and say that it is wrong for the MEDIA and people to make negative comments about polticians kids. THAT would have HOPEFULLY started the ball rolling in the media recognizing that it is the biggest bully in the world.

    NO child of a politician should ever be criticized. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an imbecile.

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    1. Anonymous11:37 AM

      "NO child of a politician should ever be criticized."

      Are you really that simple-minded?

      You've been dropping your little pearls of crap all over these blogs the past few days. Each one is less coherent and logical than the last.

      Why don't you pray over that for a few hours and ask your parents and then come back and give us a real apology. Then you can resign.

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    2. Anonymous11:41 AM

      I'm wondering if your name is really Ann Grimes (who has a facebook page that identifies her as a tea partier and other insanity) or our resident Florida fairytale troll swiping someone elses identity.

      Is it possible there is another insufferable loudmouth who drops Palin names and made-up trivia to "prove" she's somehow "in the know"?

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    3. Anonymous11:43 AM

      Catch a clue Ann, you're nothing more than some 1/2- witted twit dumb fuck sarah pays to troll around the "internets" to defend her. Give it up, other than the proudly ignorant idiots who hang out at C4P and money boo boo's hate book page the rest of the world has her number. She and her family are uneducated, classless trash who stumbled into riches beyond their wildest dreams much like honey boo boo & her family. The palins need to learn a lesson from honey boo boo's family, once there's an inkling of something "unsavory" going on involving any of the underage kids the American people will drop you like a hot potato. And you Ann will have to go get a real job rather than slimeing around cyber space under one of your assumed names. Now ann be a good girl and go fuck yourself.

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    4. Anonymous1:39 PM

      Ann, sweetheart, we once again have to warn you about using up your precious "brain space". Please stop now. At this point Trig has more "brain space" than you do. By tomorrow morning you're going to register an I! of about 40 if you keep this up.

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    5. Anonymous1:57 PM

      ".... say that it is wrong for the MEDIA and people to make negative comments about polticians kids."

      Elizabeth had to apology, yes. But she does not have to blame the media or other people because she was the one making the rude remarks about politician's kids.

      Ann, when you get those red underline things, it means that you spelled the word wrong. Fix it. Don't show us how stupid you are. Cooking is not subjective. Sarah is not a cook. She said herself, right there in her video, that she couldn't make the Cinnabons that they sell in the airport. Her apple pie filling had no thickener. It had nothing to stop the apples from browning. She didn't make the pie crusts because there is no flour on her or the rolling pin or the rolling plastic. It is all a fake. I also have to spoil your Christmas by telling you that there is no Santa Claus. While you are sleeping, your parents put the presents in your stocking and under the tree. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. And, Sarah Palin can't cook, not even the subjective way. You sound like a kid. Go do your homework instead of wasting time with the grownups.

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    6. Anonymous2:07 PM

      Yes, too bad Lauten did not apologize directly to the children that she cyberbullied & slut-shamed with her racist hip-hop remark. She should have apologized directly to the parents as well. Too bad it took hours of praying for her to realize that what she said was downright CRUEL and NASTY.

      I don't care who is involved, bullying is WRONG much less by an adult woman to young girls!

      http://www.stopbullying.gov/cyberbullying/



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    7. "all she had to do was apologize and say that it is wrong for the MEDIA and people to make negative comments about polticians kids."
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      Ann Grimes, you are a complete idiot. The MEDIA (some imaginary monolith) did not direct perverted insults at the President's children.

      A specific person, Lauten, did so. She did so as cover to insult her true targets, the President and First Lady of the United States. She, personally, owes the entire family an apology for her classless, disgusting, racist insults.

      I know you won't respond. But know this, you fucking, nasty, horrible, Palin-worshiping dolt. When you make one of your stupid comments, yes people will see it. And they will also see the responses illustrating how moronic your comments are.

      Good luck as your infantile, asinine comments win more fans for real Americans like the President and Democrats.

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    8. Anonymous4:48 PM

      Could this poster be ANNFROMCA? I recall someone who was such an avid/rabid fan of S. Palin that no matter how stupid she was or what ridiculous thing she did - ANNFROMCA was always there to tell us how SP would be the next prez. Surely this is not she!! Someone who when faced with the obvious continued to deny it. Ann - from wherever you are - get a life. This young woman blew it. She was vicious and her comments were steeped in racism. She deserves the trashing she is now getting - just as Palin deserves hers.

      Pat Padrnos

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    9. Anonymous7:10 PM

      Lol Pat, I remember that insufferably smug Palin defender from HuffPo! She'd been a Hillary supporter and HATED Obama, if I remember correctly. Pathetically, that appeared to be her sole reason for jumping on the Palin train. She was clearly a smart woman...too smart to fall for Palin's lies but for her blind hatred of Obama. Silly rabbit.

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    10. Anonymous8:46 PM

      Hah! I remember her too from Huffpo. Once I posted that my (then) 6 year old daughter had more intellect than Sarah Palin and Annfromca commented that I was a misogynist. She was clearly smart, as you say, but a real asshole.

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  25. Anonymous11:42 AM

    birdbrain doesn't know how to bake much less boil water. premade pie crust. my bet is fay cut up the apples ect. chick is clueless when around a stove. foolish woman.

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    1. Anonymous12:01 PM

      Wouldn't it be fun to watch her over-sprayed mop catch on fire when she leans over the stove? Her whipping it off her head and calling for Toad to shoot the dang thing would be priceless!


      JJ

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    2. Anonymous1:36 PM

      I'm not a baker but by mere observation of my grandmother and mother making pie crusts I know stupid sarah has spent little if any time around anyone who bakes anything more complicated than crescent rolls out of a tube. Sally must be as useless in the kitchen as sarah or sarah was busy hanging around creepy-ass chuck while the other girls were with Sally.

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  26. Sure looks to me like that cut-out top was done with a pair of Palin scissors -- probably in her hotel room before the visit to Louisiana to stump for Bill Cassidy, Mary Landrieu's opponent.

    The cut-outs don't compliment her scrawny upper arms. Now, if she'd spent the money on a properly styled cold-shoulder top like this one...

    http://www.bostonproper.com/Product_Images/470838729_2430_normal.jpg

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    1. Anonymous2:15 PM

      That's a nice looking shirt in your link. Sarah's looks like she cut the holes herself or bought it at gordmans and it's disintegrating after one washing. She doesn't have enough class to know you get what you pay for. Don't even get me started on "classic pieces"...

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  27. Anonymous12:44 PM

    scrawny upper arms, well if you saw it with no cut sleeves its gross, old lady hanging skin.
    Anyhow, who has the paper towel away from the sink. That's where the paper towels usually are right near the sink. This is so staged. Baffoon with sizzor cut shirt who show a PAC with money. Baffoon, Loon.

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    1. Anonymous1:37 PM

      batwing sarah...

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    2. Anonymous2:09 PM

      That's exactly why she loves that t-shirt. It hides her arm flaps. I wonder if she ever washes it or does she have 10 of them? Anyway it's ridiculous to wear that biker t-shirt when everyone else is wearing sweaters.

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    3. Anonymous7:48 PM

      Yep. that counter is too cluttered to cook.

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  28. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Take a good look at that stove top, those burners have rarely been used.
    Cast iron burners are usually a bit "crusty" and tend to get a whitish cast if they are used a lot.
    I have a sister-in-law who pulls this same BS, "loves to cook" but somehow her stove looks brand new.
    Sarah Palin is no cook.

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  29. Anonymous1:05 PM

    Is that beotch doubling down on that HOOHAH top just because everybody has been telling her just how age-unappropriate it is??? Also, too, those anorexic upper arms... YUCK!!!!!

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    1. Anonymous1:27 PM

      I would think that's exactly why she is doing it. That's how she is. She's just a hateful, old thing anyway. That truly is such an inappropriate top for a 50 yo.

      The boots on Thanksgiving? Her Ronald Reagan moment for her bots?

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    2. Anonymous1:31 PM

      She's wearing it all the time because she thinks she looks hot. What's strange is that it doesn't occur to her that it's odd to wear the same outfit at all your events and appearances.

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    3. Anonymous2:11 PM

      I used to do that when I was in the 5th or 6th grade. If I really liked a piece of clothing I'd wear it every day. My mother would have to take it away every 2 days to wash it. Too bad Sally doesn't do sarah's laundry.

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    4. Anonymous2:19 PM

      She wears it again and again because it draws negative commentary...it brings her attention! Remember, she wants attention be it positive or negative. She's nothing more than a fucking mess!

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    5. Anonymous4:12 PM

      Anon@219, I agree with the general sentiment, but in this case you might be underestimating the depths of the narcissism. I agree with the later poster who said that the shirt is Sarah's answer to Michelle Obama. I betcha dollars to donuts she truly believes she looks smokin' hot, and the negative attention just proves what a bunch of jealous haters her detractors are.
      Of course, either way she's totally pathetic.

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    6. Anonymous5:15 PM

      I'm also willing to bet her two eldest daughters have been telling her how hot she looks and that she should wear that shirt and those jeans again...and then they laugh behind her back.

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  30. Anonymous1:13 PM

    My guess is those apples came out of a can and went straight into the plastic bag. You know, apple pie filling. Had they been real apples, there would have been lots more liquid pouring out into the crust. Check the filling as she pats it down with a spoon - it has been thickened, and sugar plus spices won't do that. Also, without some kind of citric acid, those apple slices would all have turned quite brown.

    Also, the bottom pie crust has a tell-tale curl on the edge, exactly what you'd see if you unrolled a store-bought one and slapped it into the pie dish.

    Good grief, is there nothing she won't lie about?

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    1. Anonymous1:49 PM

      Sarah was right about one thing. She keeps trying to make those Cinnabons and she still can't get it right.

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    2. Anonymous2:10 PM

      You can buy them already cut up in the deli/produce or freezer section.

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  31. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Palin is so silly. I looked at SPC & noticed Palin has segments categorized as "series." I'm sure in her mind, she is running a tv "station" with "series." She's trying to be a new age Ronald Reagan. Such a childish idiot.

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    1. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Self-delusional.

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  32. FJ Dandy1:59 PM

    What a vile woman. Why does she always look so dirty? Dirty hair hanging down, dirty hands (wiping her nose with her bare hands and not washing!!!!)dirty, sloppy clothes...
    Ewwwwwwwww!
    (Never mind her 'pie-making' skills!!!)

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    1. Anonymous5:32 PM

      It's part of her narcissistic personality disorder.

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  33. Anonymous2:08 PM

    She'd fuck up a grilled cheese sandwich.

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    1. Irishgirl2:52 PM

      And she would burn salad.

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    2. abbafan4:31 PM

      The imbecilic moron palin would burn a fuckin' pot of water!!

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    3. Anonymous2:54 AM

      "Burn salad"

      Good one, still laughing...

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  34. CorningNY2:31 PM

    Being the grammar Nazi that I am, I have to say that you can call them "CinnaBON cinnamon buns," but they are not "CinnaBUNs," which she is calling them. It's combining words, like "refudiate." Ugh!

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  35. Anonymous3:03 PM

    It really bugged me that some of the people who commented on her FB post seemed to think this was an actual quote from Pres. Obama.

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      The folks who comment on her fb page are by far the least educated, most racist idiots on this earth. Their butchering of the English language is beyond cringe worthy. They're as dumb as stumps and love sarah because "she's just like them". lol

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    2. Anonymous3:23 PM

      Remember, these same people believe she is running in 2016.. Suckers!!

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  36. Anonymous3:05 PM

    One of the first things she says is how everybody makes apple pies. So, why would she think it would be interesting for people to watch her make one?

    Sarah, it just isn't that interesting. And your pie doesn't look very appealing, most people can do better than you--so why are you trying to teach others?

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  37. Anita Winecooler3:18 PM

    Yeah, like SHE cooks. First, do your best to look like a hooker version of a photo negative of Paula Deen, then learn how Cinnabon spells it's product name. A hair net and hand washing go a long way, you're making buns after playing with nuts, do you have any idea where those nuts have been, Sarah?
    Speaking of "diverse" family, why is this the first you're talking about Faye? Invite her over to open the pie crust container for Gripe's sake. Because she's embarrassed, Todd could have done much better. Extra points for what's missing in her "holiday" repertoire of stolen recipes from the internet? Got one for your world famoose kugel? yeah, didn't think so.

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    1. Anonymous7:53 PM

      Because a week or two ago a lot of people commented on how you don't see much of $carah with Toad's family.

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  38. Anonymous3:25 PM

    BTW, her torn look top is a mock on Michelle Obama always showing her arms. Silly ass Sarah won't show her scrawny chicken wings though.

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    1. Anonymous4:09 PM

      You beat me to it. I've heard people comment on how impressive Michelle Obama's muscle tone is, for a woman of her age. Pathetic Sarah Palin found the one shirt on the planet that makes her arms look like they might have some actual tone, and she will wear it every chance she gets. What a maroon.

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    2. Anonymous5:20 PM

      That ridiculous top with the arm bands - She's wearing that to hide her chicken fat arms while exposing her shoulders. Sexy eweee..

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    3. Anonymous6:00 PM

      her underarms show that extra yucky skin folded...ewww

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  39. Anonymous3:48 PM

    I admit I was a little surprised that she knew how to write the letter M, and that her sister's name begins with an M. I hope she's not getting smart all of a sudden.

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    1. Anonymous8:27 PM

      In case you didn't notice, the letter "M" was so big that it took up most of the pie. We never saw Sarah write the other letters in Molly's name. The camera didn't show her jabbing her knife in the pie crust for the other letters. She just said it in her cutesy voice.

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  40. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Cinnabon cinnamon rolls don't have pecans. Or is she talking about caramel rolls?

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  41. Anonymous5:14 PM

    @4:00
    Here's the list of Cinnabon food products:
    Cinnabon Classic – the original Cinnabon cinnamon roll.
    Minibon – a smaller version of the Cinnabon Classic (not available in some stores).
    Minibites or Cinnabites – bite-sized versions of the Cinnabon Classic sold in packs of four.
    Caramel Pecanbon – a classic cinnamon roll drizzled with caramel and topped with pecans.
    Pecanbon Bites – bite-sized version of the Pecanbon roll used with a daub of caramel.
    Chocobon – a classic cinnamon roll with chocolate sauce.
    CinnabonStix – sticks of baked Danish pastry dough covered in cinnamon and sugar, usually dipped in frosting.
    Churro – a baked churro with Makara cinnamon filling.
    CinnaPretzel – a soft pretzel made with cinnamon roll dough with a cinnamon roll in the bottom of the pretzel (select locations).
    Center of the Roll – the center of a classic cinnamon roll cut into bite-sized pieces and topped with cream cheese frosting.

    One of the on-line recipes showed a good yeast dough with the surface covered with brown sugar, then rolled into a bun. That would give cinnamon-caramel taste. Other buns have th pecans and caramel spread on top. What Sarah was making in the pan was never going to turn into caramel and pecans. The food product list did not mention caramelized pecans. It mentioned caramel drizzled over the bun and sprinkled with pecans. Sarah Palin can't read, and she has no idea what she is eating.

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    1. Anita Winecooler3:34 PM

      Maybe she's gunning for one named after her buns? She
      's got it all planned out in her head, cut out butts like the arms in that outfit - perfect. Perhaps they'll make Clingon scratch and sniff ads? "Try my buns, my kids love them". Yeah, she "cooks" eyeroll. put her on one of those competition shows and watch Nigella knock her out of the frame with her hips. If it don't go in a toaster or has wrapping on it, Sarah thinks she cooked it.
      Can Cinnabon sue if she didn't ask permission to use the term?

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  42. Anonymous5:22 PM

    Why does Mrs. Palin video herself in epic fails at cooking?

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    1. AKRNC1:17 PM

      The biggest fail I saw with Sarah in the kitchen was when she was supposedly making muffins for breakfast for her "family"! She poured the batter into the liners and then tried to maneuver them into the muffin pan! She tried to sell this as routine for her to do, not in a million f'ing years has this woman actually cooked a meal in her kitchen. I also remember in a video with Greta she wasn't sure where things were located in her own damn kitchen and she was making hot dogs with cheese, yecch!

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  43. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Palin family, don't leave Sarah alone in the kitchen!
    Between her boozing and her catatonic stupors , she
    could burn the whole place down!
    During the McCain Campaign, while being tutored, her
    tutors said she would go off into catatonic states.
    Would stare into space and not move. She is not okay!

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  44. PalinsHoax6:03 PM

    My oh my, that curious top with the upper half of the sleeves missing makes the Ol' Hoo Haw's shoulders look positively beefy.

    Giant head, big shoulders - so disproportionate on her scrawny body. What an oddity she is!

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  45. Anonymous6:58 PM

    That custom kitchen is a disaster! You NEVER place the range next to a sink or window. Granted they had to get the house planned quickly before the sports palace was finished, but damn what a pathetic design!

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    1. Anonymous7:54 PM

      There are two sinks in that kitchen. The one next to the oven, and the one on the island, where Sarah pretends to make the apple pie. The refrigerator is in a weird place, too. And, who has a lighted candle on the kitchen counter while cooking?

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    2. Anonymous2:32 AM

      I always have a lighted candle when I cook. It is my thing to do.Its on a side part of xpunter not interfering with anything i do. Where is Sarah's? Next to the work area?

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    3. Anonymous6:32 AM

      And a roll of paper towels right next to the stove on the other side?! Wow.
      So reassuring to know nobody in the family ever actually cooks.

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  46. Anonymous7:36 PM

    I think Sarah is preparing her fans for the big debut of her new cookbook, remember the one she was working on years ago when everyone was commenting on her weigh loss.

    First she tantalizes them with "baking" a pie, then they have to buy her book for other recipes.

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    1. Anonymous8:29 PM

      I thought that Sarah was going to do a fitness book. As for the recipe, I think that it is supposed to be included in her Christmas book, the little one from last year.

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  47. What in the hell, she has no idea what she is doing and who believes they pick berries? She’s wearing the cover up the plastic surgery scars while showing some skin blouse.

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  48. Anonymous11:29 PM

    Someone should tell Palin that sunbathing causes wrinkles and skin cancer. She's starting to look like a raisin. Living in Arizona will do that to you, I guess. But everyone that I know in Arizona stays out of the sun...............they know the consequences.

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  49. Anonymous2:30 AM

    lol absolutely at the 40 second mark there is the rolled up ready crust. I know it for a ACT as I use them when I bake.
    She is too stupid to do anything and I mean fucking ANYTHING without faking it.
    What a pathetic way to go thru life Sarah. And we are ll laughing at you.

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    1. Anonymous6:38 AM

      Oh man, you're right. Too d@mn funny.
      And, okay, I'm not a baking goddess either: I make most things from scratch but usually do use rolled or frozen pie crusts on rare occasions when I make pies.
      What I don't do is unroll them and take pictures of them being "rolled out" with a rolling pin.
      Also too, note she couldn't even manage to unroll the crusts without mangling them half to death, or do a halfway decent job sealing them. A total fraud and an idiot, that's our Sarah.

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  50. the last person on earth i want to give me a cooking or baking lesson is her. for the love of all that is good, please go away, far far away. I cannot watch any more Sarah, I am repulsed beyond belief that she is still plugging away at trying to be relevant. Oh yeah, John McCain announced on Stephen Colbert's show last night that he was running again. America can never forgive him for unleashing the Tundra Barbie, so good luck Johnnie boy, wonder how long that will last?

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  51. Anonymous6:22 AM

    She sure has a big ego. With all the professional pastry chefs in the world, Sarah actually thinks there are people out there that would want to watch her bake a pie.

    Is there anything that woman doesn't lie about? She can't even make a pie without lying.

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  52. Anonymous7:17 AM

    The whore of babble on has a new post up bitching about the president, as usual, her life's work apparently, what a calling. Here's an example of the racist ignoramuses who comment on her vile hate book page. As far as I'm concerned her willingness to post racist comments like these is her condoning bigotry & hate. But then we knew all along sarah is a racist.

    Charles Cain He is in way over his head.
    2 · 42 minutes ago
    Edward Williams One of the stupidest things I've done in my life is listen to the labors Union which I was a member and voted for the stupid n***** we have in the president's office.

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    1. AKRNC1:13 PM

      These idiots post this bullshit on the FB page of a woman who had to hire someone to manage local gov't. for her in a town of 5k people. Then when she speaks about her days as Mayor, she refers to her Mayoral, City Managerial type position that she filled. There's nothing she won't lie about and yet everyone knows that she was clueless. She claims to be pro-union but not for the Union leaders yet when AFSCME gave her a donation when she was running for Governor she was baffled as to what AFSCME was, asking her staff, etc. But wasn't she head of the Mayoral group in Alaska? How could she be unfamiliar with the union that represents gov't employees? She has zero knowledge regarding things you would expect someone who had been in her position to easily know and understand. I doubt Sarah ever read a book in her life or the newspaper, except for the articles about her, of course!

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  53. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Bristol has some more pics from Thanksgiving on her fb this
    morning. I guess holding up empty pie pans means her
    family loved her recipe! What a joke!

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    1. Anonymous2:35 PM

      I hope they didn't eat the one that Sarah made after she wiped her nose with her hand.

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